Just so everyone knows, this is my friend Julia just indulging me because you all haaaaaaaaate me.

9:My best first date

let’s go back to the whole boys hating me thing. Worst date however, is a different story, and it ends in accidentally breaking a 14-year-old boy’s heart because I’m a terrible person and I don’t really do human interaction.

14:Do I have a crush

Like…maybe? I dunno. All I know is that I know boys that are cute but then again they would never date me so it’s not worth the effort.

33:My current relationship status

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL siiiiiingle for liiiiife (that’s to the tune of ‘dancing through life’ from wicked, obviously.)

37:Tattoos and piercing i want

My mom keeps telling me she’ll take me to get a second hole in my ears, but that will probably not be anywhere in the foreseeable future. As for tattoos, I’m getting a Harry Potter tattoo. Like, call me stupid, but y’know those three little stars in the corner of all the book pages? Those.

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?

Because I’m a pussy and an asshole

41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

These questions are just dumb. We all already know the answers. NO.

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

Like, if my mom was kissing the dog? I’m coo’ wit dat.

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

YES because one lives in my house. Her name’s Eleanor. And maybe. I mean the universe is huuuuge (THERE’S NO EDGE) so we’re probs not alone.

69:Do I have any nicknames?

Slut. Whore. Totes Laur. All of them are used quite frequently by Julia. We are in love.

111:Been to a professional sports game?

Yes. Julia, you’re dumb. I’ve been to two baseball games with you as it is.